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Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35780) - you deserved it (21921)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:22pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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If you ought to have got the parking ticket... you deserved it. Acting like he should bend the rules for you is idiotic, and a risk of his job security.

#2 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:59pm by Blue_Blur

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So you're complaining about getting a traffic ticket when you did something stupid?
And complaining about enforcement of the law?
And complaining that your husband did his job, the one that brings in income, which is now lessened because you violated parking regulations?

More like F his life.

#10 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:06pm by fractal47

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