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Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13331) - you deserved it (77107)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:09pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)

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