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Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks plus theirs. FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 12:52am - money - by doubledown (man) - United States (Maine)

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That really sucks. But why do you have to pay if it is the waiter's fault?

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:04am by desmaddin

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$50 is a big amount to be undercharged. Something smells fishy. Have him prove it.

#14 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:52am by spillproof

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