Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2014 at 10:34am / United States (Connecticut) / Money

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  • Some cops are just judgmental people. Sorry to hear that they didn't believe you, hope they realized and got your stuff back.

    #1 - On 09/16/2014 at 6:02pm by RamyunT

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  • And then the cops wonder why "FUCK THE POLICE" is so popular...

    #6 - On 09/16/2014 at 6:05pm by AbnormalErudite

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