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Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (6449)

On 07/04/2014 at 4:29pm - money - by The Rock's arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

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Hey those things are pretty expensive these days

#1 - On 07/04/2014 at 11:16pm by MattAttack12

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You know, they say it's 50% off, but then they get you with the shipping and handling

#8 - On 07/04/2014 at 11:24pm by EduJav321

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