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Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40055) - you deserved it (11001)

On 03/15/2014 at 5:02pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.

#2 - On 03/15/2014 at 8:48pm by SinfulTragedy

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He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.

#3 - On 03/15/2014 at 8:48pm by kayydb7

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