Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2014 at 5:02pm / Australia (Queensland) / Money
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The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.
#2 - On 03/15/2014 at 8:48pm by SinfulTragedy
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He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.
#3 - On 03/15/2014 at 8:48pm by kayydb7
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