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Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36171) - you deserved it (14506)

On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

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But you just wanted to be homies...

#1 - On 03/02/2014 at 4:10am by Karenezzy

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Happened to me before. It's embarrassing at first, but then you decide to never ever go there again and everything is fine.

#15 - On 03/02/2014 at 4:21am by Iwtumn

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