Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
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Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML
Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML
Today, I met the old couple I would be house-sitting for. As I was leaving the lady stuck her fist out towards me. After a seconds awkward pause I thought she wanted to fist-bump so stuck mine out and bumped. Turned out she was handing me the key. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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Top comments
Karenezzy 20
But you just wanted to be homies...
airbear18 15
Hehehe fist bump!
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Comments (64)
Karenezzy 20
But you just wanted to be homies...
chutney_02 22
I bet you made her job funnier to be at too
Stazza11 27
You came, you filled your tank and you took the opportunity to pound her when it was there ;D
JMichael 25
Heck yea! Who wouldn't want to be homies?
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Why are they downvoted? #13 Made me laugh. :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I am so doing this the next time I fill up my gas tank!
airbear18 15
Hehehe fist bump!
zen1979 16
Lmao, White Girl Problems.
Pepsii12 4
way to be a boss maan!
Cemetery87 10
Maybe its time to change to digital transactions. ;)
Pstraka6 20
Comeon, thats funny now and Im sure she got a kick of it and besides you got your change back too
RainbowShine_fml 18
BRO-FIST!
Sebvill96 10
How's it going bros...my name is
NiceGuysDoWin 21
chicka chicka Slim Shady
Cbethkid 15
She could've been staring in awe because of how awesome you are! :)
AviKerensky 17
Shut up and take your money!
airbear18 15
she must not know PEWDIEPIE :) its ok we'll make her a bro!
Dave_Davington 33
How about no.
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
I don't know why , but something about that guy makes me really despise him
SgtAssCheeks 21
It probably has something to do with obnoxious overreactions to any kind of stimuli and just generally acting immature on the camera, catering to the younger audience and generally raking more views.
jtthegr8 26
Something tells me everyone would do the same thing. Don't even fret.
yerawizardlizzy 27
No, I wouldn't.
amphetamin3 17
I have actually had people do this before to me. especially customers that you get to talking with as you ring stuff up...or regulars.
alicat13 12
Never heard of such a dumb thing. Fist bumping??? No wonder the cashier looked at you like you were crazy!