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Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to find that a large cock and balls had been keyed into the windscreen of my car. My new, two-week-old car, which I will be paying off for the next four years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (2744)

On 12/25/2013 at 7:45pm - money - by Sophies (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

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Replace it... You don't have to leave it like that forever :)

#1 - On 12/26/2013 at 2:56am by alexsannell

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Those wankers! So ballsy of them. They basically pissed all over you, Op. Do you live by the docks? Those semen are rough characters. Did you call the police? I would, in a hairy situation like this. Those guys are nuts!

#6 - On 12/26/2013 at 3:06am by challan

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