By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 02:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML
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starfuryt550 3

are you retarded?

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gooBUZZ 0

Indeed. FYL. By the way, go get some friends. Good day, sir.

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iSitt 0

extract a saliva sample from the sandwich, analyze the DNA, splice it with the bird's, create a half man half bird superhero and call it Stan and tell it "I'm your father, Luke". Then send it on a mission to track down the original DNA person.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

didn't stan die at the end of that video? hmmph.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

well it's obvious that you have been thinking your name is Luke when in fact it's stan. I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was you.

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labratory5 0

shut up Justin Beber. how how ever you spell his ******* name

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TheDrifter 23

Nono it was just a poor grammar moment on the part of the gifter. If you look at it my way you just got a thoughtful gift of Christmas dinner from a hobo named Stan.

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whymee55 6

I get it 46 a nice greeting from a hobo with tourettes

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BIEBS15 0

not funny....watsoever.

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lilmisslovely13 15

Maybe Eminem got sick and tired of you stalking him...

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starile 19

Maybe the gift giver wanted to give Stan a sandwich and a pet bird. The bird ate half the sandwich to survive, but there weren't air holes in the nicely wrapped box so it died :/ Pass it off to Stan.

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manforgot 1

Why does your name being Luke have to do with anything? o.o

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zcknight 0

Because he said it was probably the only gift he'd get for Christmas and it was a shitty gift that wasn't even for him.

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starfuryt550 3

are you retarded?

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GalaxyShots 21

The present said 'merry ******* christmas, stan'...his name is Luke, not Stan. Holy shit, are you stupid?

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cj91 0

I'd hate to be Stanley. haha the geico commercial....no? I thought it was funny.

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cmac86 23

took me a minute, but yeah, I get it.

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schwancy 2

Give Stan back his gift! He's been waiting for that dead bird all year!

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Lustuu_fml 14

Yeah right! That was nice Anyway, a gift is a gift! Don't be so spoiled!

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SandiRainbowFish 20

I don't think dead birds are a very nice present so I don't blame Luke for not appreciating it....

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I_R_Genius 3

Was it a koo-koo-kachoo bird?

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starile 19

28, thank you! I stick by that pronunciation and resent all others! lol

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I_R_Genius 3

Lol touché 28 touché. But I was qouting from family guy.

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