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Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50916) - you deserved it (9847)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

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Kids cost money, hopefully you are spending yours on him! There is nothing wrong with being broke if you are using your money for the right reasons.

#3 - On 11/18/2013 at 6:37pm by makersmarkmike

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He'll be a great investor when he grows up.

#2 - On 11/18/2013 at 6:36pm by Welshite

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