Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML
NotSoTypical tells us more.
Hello, OP here! So you FMLers know, my wallet now goes in safe places when I use the bathroom( ie. My purse or backpack.) I was actually in the process of reaching down to pick it up when her hand appeared in my stall, from under the door. I didn't step on her hand, but thought about it. I did yell at her and report her to management, though. She has actually stolen other people's wallets, so I guess I am lucky.
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gamber9210 13
People these days.. Geeze.
Grauncho 27
I hope you stomped on her hand.
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Comments (124)
gamber9210 13
People these days.. Geeze.
fishstick557 14
You've kept me at suspense OP... Did she get it??
etoilenuit 15
This is literally what I said in my head before I read your comment.
bethers_ 22
Op said "tried to grab it," not "grabbed it," so I think the wallet is safe. At any rate, I hope Op stepped on her fingers! :O
calilovesneb 12
Forget stepping on her fingers, I would have pissed on her.
Nevermind212 11
I sometimes feel sorry for this planet
jw90 18
Is she really that desperate for money? Wait..she's eating at McDonalds. Answered my own question.
BugEatingMan 4
#34 you just made my day hahaha i could imagine the picture in my head
immunetoinsanity 23
I would have stepped on her hand and pissed on her arm. Just me?
Kamon97 23
Next time that happens she should just step on her fingers...
IloveToLaugh143 21
Some people just.....just make you wonder. How the hell are you going to try and take someone's wallet? 1. You're in two seperats stalls, your hand shouldn't even be in any other stall besides yours! 2. You know someone is in the stall next to you, but you still try and take it anyway. I bet if you asked her why she did it, she would've said, "I didn't know you were in there.".....-_- If I were you I would've just shit on her hand. Imagine how fast she'd be running out her stall...
footcheezeez 16
Stomp on the ******* hand! Crush her ****** fingers!
Pauschinator 22
Hashtag thirsty!
asnakelovinbabe 16
..... What???? Seriously... this stupid hashtag shit.
golden_warrior 23
**** it, number sign not thirsty
Grauncho 27
Get out.
Brownie101abc 7
That doesn't make sense.....
Llama_Face89 33
You need to reevaluate your life choices..
Pauschinator 22
My bad. I don't even know how I did that? It was at 3:30 in the morning. I'm sorry.
EpicJman2828 11
Welcome to our quaint little community of FML we have our regulars, our "almost there" comments, grammar nazis and a fair share of assholes. You brought that #shit in and now we invite you to get the **** out.
SmilieAKD 20
That is one if my favorite comments of all time.
anitriarose 5
tic-tac-toe board you all suck
IloveToLaugh143 21
No....just no. How does that even make sense? Like wtf?
psyonomega 4
hashtag go **** yourself
golden_warrior 23
It's Mcdonalds and weird ***** are bound to happen
ileenefudge 29
Just imagine what would have happened if it had been in Walmart...
tanekdrachonae 19
@3 Not weird, just greasy. ;-)
TheCaramelKing 11
Golden_warrior, I always see you reply to a comment with negative votes and have a comment with positive votes...
cottoncandymango 17
Damn. Thirsty people are McDonald's these days...
ThePikachuHood 4
She was desperate.
Miss_Latina 13
She is ghetto!
SmittyKick 18
#25- woah, being "ghetto" doesn't make you like that, in fact there are people who live in the "ghetto" that are very helpful towards others. I should know because I lived there. please do not generalize people who do stupid, selfish and ignorant things as "ghetto"
TheDrifter 23
Not everyone in the ghetto is ghetto and not all ghetto people live in the ghetto. It's just a clear and concise description of behavior that is fairly universally understood.
narkill 13
Jesus Christ! Run,bitch,run!
PuggieKid 22
She can't! She's in a stall!
narkill 13
You are correct. PINCH IT OFF,FLUSH,THEN RUN!
threer 30
Is the bitch part necessary?
liketenpandas 6
Yes, yes it was.
604 11
It's McDonald's. What else were you expecting?
bethers_ 22
Common courtesy?
RainbowDashie140 12
Below average food?
BrotherPhil 35
Stamp on it!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's low
Grauncho 27
I hope you stomped on her hand.
slickchrome 11
maybe she needed money for a happy meal