Money: Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet... - FML

By NotSoTypical - 29/09/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML

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NotSoTypical 10

Thursday 3 October 2013 9:42

Hello, OP here! So you FMLers know, my wallet now goes in safe places when I use the bathroom( ie. My purse or backpack.) I was actually in the process of reaching down to pick it up when her hand appeared in my stall, from under the door. I didn't step on her hand, but thought about it. I did yell at her and report her to management, though. She has actually stolen other people's wallets, so I guess I am lucky.

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gamber9210 13

Monday 30 September 2013 9:17

People these days.. Geeze.

Grauncho 27

Monday 30 September 2013 9:22

I hope you stomped on her hand.

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happyfingers 15

Monday 30 September 2013 23:43

This does not surprise me in the least...

Dometal 1

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:07

Jew.

Hypnotic5206 10

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:33

id step on her fingers

IVIod_Caedyn 3

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:42

Hey, she needed cash for a mcflurry

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 6:01

Step on her hand.

yellowaholic 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 6:12

I'm sorry this may be equally terrible but I'd want to step on her fingers.

jairienfaite 20

Tuesday 1 October 2013 6:33

Why most of the time does it have to be a woman doing crazy stuff?

skittlez94 7

Tuesday 1 October 2013 7:47

The struggle is real...

JohnTheLad 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 8:01

I agree with a few of the other commentors. I hope you made a scene with her.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 16:29

I would have stomped on her hand

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