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Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me tickets to sky dive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41904) - you deserved it (3331)

On 09/10/2013 at 10:56am - money - by PartTimePrincess (woman) - United States

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For her birthday you should buy yourself tickets to Disneyland.

#2 - On 09/10/2013 at 12:56pm by freckleface221

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Say you're going to conquer your fear of heights, take tickets, sell tickets, acquire birthday money.

#6 - On 09/10/2013 at 12:59pm by rg350dx

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