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Today, my wife appropriated our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36404) - you deserved it (2967)

On 08/30/2013 at 5:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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No funny/clever comment this time. This is just fucked up. Your wife needs help.

#2 - On 08/30/2013 at 11:12pm by Schizomaniac

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Come on, OP. Let your wife follow her cheesy dreams. There must be lots of cheese lovers who love cheese so much that they would date it and fuck it.

#1 - On 08/30/2013 at 11:10pm by Nyx

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