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Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47045) - you deserved it (19391)

On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Didn't leave you with jack shit...

#2 - On 08/16/2013 at 11:28pm by pistachiopanda

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Dang man that sucks. Maybe you shoulda been nicer too your old grandpa :/

#1 - On 08/16/2013 at 11:27pm by georgeee97

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