Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
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Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
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Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
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chimcharx3 15
He's not worth it OP. One day you'll find a guy who finds you more valuable than money.
meow_jess 11
If your boyfriend accepted to break up with you for 10$, I think your better off alone :s
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chimcharx3 15
He's not worth it OP. One day you'll find a guy who finds you more valuable than money.
biggestfan23 11
I'm taking a wild guess and saying OP is in high school or something. High school relationships never last so you'll be fine OP
shibeep 12
Maybee the parents thought he was a doucher?
lilhellian 26
31 A relative of mine met his wife in freshman year of highschool. So yea, some do last.
FlyingLeumer 19
Actually, I began a relationship in middle school, and its still going strong eight years later. Don't make a general sweeping statement. There is a large chance that you could, as in this case, be wrong.
biggestfan23 11
Sorry I should've said 99% of high school relationships don't last
Wowxoxo 17
I'm sure the guy didn't leave her for the money but rather because there were other problems in the relationship and the mom did some convincing..
LittleBastard 20
#47 I would say around 75%
meow_jess 11
If your boyfriend accepted to break up with you for 10$, I think your better off alone :s
yawateverok 10
ur're
Anumayis 34
#50 you're an idiot.
SuperKnuckels 6
If it were $100 dollars id pretend to breakup with you and actually take you out somewhere just to give an extra "in your face" to your parents lol.
coversquirrel 8
55- It was 10 dollars to the boyfriend.. 100 dollars to the dad. And by the way you just wrote "if it were 100 dollars dollars.." Because you had the sign and the word.
MrKento 15
I guess there is a lot to blame on to the boyfriend. But I guess that I would also would like to be away from a mother and her daughter that is up for me paying to be away from them. There might be something wrong with her parents, and he shouldn't be near when the freakiest rises above.
Grand_Cookie 21
While messed up, at least now you know he was a waste of your time. Move along, little doggie. There's more fish in the sea and whatnot.
tanglespet 12
Dodged a bullet with the ex boyfriend. Now, if only problems with the parents were so easily solved...
pataplop 23
Seems to me like you are surrounded by asshats
cocacola999 27
It seems your mom actually had your best interest at heart. Often, it's hard to see what an asshole someone you're dating really is.
pataplop 23
Yeah she's the perfect example of a loving mother, betting on the relationships errands of her child
FinJage 18
It was a test and the boyfriend failed.
moimoimoi125_fml 11
And the mother made 90 bucks out of it. What a loving mother. I'm so jealous right now.
pataplop 23
+1 #57, it was exactly what I wanted to say, unfortunately my sarcasm remained at the state of attempt ^^'
supertacowaffle 41
Oh snap. That's cruel. Steal the money and pay your dad the $90 to divorce her.
Talientary 8
Did you attempt to logic while you wrote this?
Treveyon56 14
Yeah because divorce is just that cheap. -_-
supertacowaffle 41
I know that :') I was thinking of a way to turn it round wow
Futacy 29
You don't understand. OP's parents didn't do anything bad. All they did was prove to OP that she had a shitty boyfriend.
supertacowaffle 41
To be honest you're right. Thanks
moimoimoi125_fml 11
No, they just bet money on it. But it's perfectly ok
paris_h_fml 1
it wasn't a strong relationship, OP. You'll find someone better
mackdeezy 22
Hes an asshole... and as for your mom, I seriously hope the apple DID fall far from the tree in your case, since both your parents partook in that bet.
grahmagog 14
Its not real love if they can be paid to seperate from you
FlyingLeumer 19
It is real love! His love of cash!