Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42694) - you deserved it (3199)
On 06/26/2013 at 10:08am - money - by weneedthatmoneytoliveon (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left…
breeeeeh also deserved itToday, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I…
Uh oh.. Sounds like trouble.
#1 - On 06/26/2013 at 12:58pm by Nolimit2217
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+182 | 23
Your mom sounds like an idiot.
#4 - On 06/26/2013 at 12:59pm by vehementbitch
+157 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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