Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
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Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
Thievery
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Marriage story
Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Just no!
Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
My new house
Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
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Ambient25 24
Time to grab a bat and pay that Hobbit house a visit.
swash984 22
Your parents are awesome for building that. Sucks they had to use your college funds though!
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Ambient25 24
Time to grab a bat and pay that Hobbit house a visit.
_DudeGuy_ 16
No! Though it sucks op's college funds were used, the house still sounds ******* awesome.
_DudeGuy_ 16
I accidentally double posted, so I edited it to day this. Please down vote this into oblivion.
Wizardo 33
"That's a ah, nice house you got there, it would be a shame if aah, something were to happen to it" All said in a cockney accent of course.
SWC_Penguin 17
#28 - How old are you? That's becoming almost impossible these days.
RedWingSD 6
Maybe you should pay your own way like an adult!!!!
MrConcise 34
@68 - You're kidding, right? If there's already an expectation for financial assistance in place, it's irresponsible and deceitful to go against that. Yes, OP could pay his way through college, but getting stuck in unnecessary debt because your parents broke what's essentially a promise is a shitty position to be in. The FML is less about money and more about the lack of compassion.
thejimler 9
Absolutely, all American kids can get access to after-school jobs that pay upwards from $50k a year!! Glad I'm in Australia and the government pays for my uni fees until I get work after I graduate.
ise3 10
College costs $60,000+/year now. How would you like to be $250,000 in the hole?
Zebediabolical 43
You know who's charging 65g's per year in 2013-2014? Harvard. And presumably other top tier schools. That's all inclusive, tuition, housing, books, food etc. The schools that will end up with you 250k in debt are generally the ones that will help you make so much money when you graduate that that 250k is paid off reasonably quickly. If you're not going to an A grade school and you're paying that much, you're probably getting gouged. Just sayin'. That being said, school ain't cheap. And it is a dick move to burn your college fund.
awkwarddebater 12
Have any of you seed how college's financial aid works? If you have no savings, it'll say you owe, say, $5,000 per year. If you have $4,000 in savings, suddenly you owe $6,000 per year (assuming full-need college). It sounds counter-intuitive, but with most colleges switching to almost entirely need-based aid the hobbit house is a better use of the savings than college.
KingCeltic77 18
Forget the bat, just invite a few dwarves and they'll tear the house apart.
ise3 10
Most colleges i've seen are 45-65k, Unless you're in-state. As for harvard, princeton, yale, and some other good schools, they have a no loan policy so you can graduate with absolutely no debt. They do take into account any sort of college funds and your family income in determining how much financial aid is necessary. I wonder how the financial aid office will think when they hear where those funds went.
JennaNGood 21
My literal audible reaction to this was "how is that a bad thing?" As long as you get to live in it I mean, and as long as it is a legit replica of a hobbit *hole (not hobbit house loser)
ise3 10
Very few things in life are worth risking your future for. I wouldn't say this is one of them.
PenguinForDinner 16
Best reply ever! xD
PenguinForDinner 16
Edit: To elaborate, I meant "Forget the bat, just invite a few dwarves and they'll tear the house apart". OP - get even using battle dwarves, and then move on. It sucks that you parents prioritize a hobbit house over your future, you have my sympathy.
ck256 4
agreed
dunebro 15
What horrible advice, destroying his parents dream.
swash984 22
Your parents are awesome for building that. Sucks they had to use your college funds though!
JACKxRAWR 22
Not gonna lie, I'd rather have a Hobbit House than a college tuition.
fuzz97 23
45, sounds like you "rly have ur priorities figured out"
uncommentor 11
I don't understand why that got downvoted. I'm with you, 47!
IscoreOnU 19
I'd say the shit grammar and spelling.
Crofty92 17
It was in quotation marks, meaning he was insulting the previous posters intelligence rather than using the bad spelling etc himself
JACKxRAWR 22
Yeah, I do actually #47. Finish sixth form, join the Royal Signals regiment of the British Army and serve for a few years, with the money move to Canada and join the police force. Honestly, I don't want to go to University/College because I have no need of the qualifications. Happy, smartarse?
then000bster 16
I imagine OP screaming out "My Pprreeecciiouuussss!!!!"
LeFrogDog 27
op you know the rules....pics or it did not happen
NoDontKillMe 19
Well, at least you see where their priorities lie!
Zebediabolical 43
Is Peter Jackson offering a full-ride scholarship to the best replica maker? Probably not. FYL, OP.
peacheso 31
Wow! Sorry about that. That's sucks
AngrySailor 17
Crash their Prius through it.
Kiki242 19
Some people shouldn't have kids. I'll never understand how parents can screw their kids over like that.
kimber1366 2
Seriously. Like kids are entitled for their parents to pay their college? It was the parents money they worked their asses off for it and after all the expenses of raising a family you bitch because "they" spent "your" money? What did you do to earn if?
BreynHope 11
Nice name lol
rick1 8
They plan on you staying at their house in the hobbit home instead of going to college. Lucky you!