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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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On 03/14/2013 at 4:52am - money - by ScrewedForCheapBag - United States (California)

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They must have had something really painful in their teeth.

#1 - On 03/14/2013 at 11:41am by greenie213

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They probably thought it was your weed in the plastic bag.

And if they had beef jerky stuck between their teeth, they may have been desperate enough to break into your car to get a toothpick. Lesson for today, kids: Don't eat beef jerky unless you have easy access to floss and a Water-pik!

#3 - On 03/14/2013 at 11:42am by perdix

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