Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42003) - you deserved it (4681)
On 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
okay then's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as…
Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace also deserved itToday, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and…
irony at its finest.
#4 - On 02/14/2013 at 5:55am by liv_graham
See in context
+180 | 7
Pepper spray works wonders in these situations
#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 5:50am by danial1214
+167 | 21
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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