FML : Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the...

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Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Eyesore / Thursday 16 April 2009 21:27 / United States

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By _Chocoholic_ | 0

#117602 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:24

What is mace? Like pepper spray? I'm assuming it's not the spiky club I'm thinking of, lol.

By SarahB0184 | 0

#117586 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:21

Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)

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By disgustingroomie | 0

#117582 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:20

ouch WHOOP first

By pommeblossom | 0

#117583 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:21

Aw man :/

junkboy | 4

#1041960 - Thursday 24 June 2010 11:15

I hate paranoid people so much... They are just a special breed of stupid people, whom I also hate... xD

supersailor32 | 0

#2400929 - Monday 25 April 2011 05:04

I laughed so hard!!!! XD

clojo1112 | 0

#2638130 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 05:46

at least you got the right person?

By SarahB0184 | 0

#117586 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:21

Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)

By Kozzy333 | 0

#117587 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:21

Overly paranoid. I got mugged by three huge guys and I am not that paranoid. Just take it easy next time.

By castnerinho | 0

#117588 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:22

why the fuck were you carrying a mace in the first place

apfunction | 0

#818064 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 07:22

#5=win

RougeRamirez | 8

#3878764 - Friday 13 January 2012 08:42

They meant 'mace' as in 'pepper spray' not the medieval weapon

gionatorinc | 5

#4644870 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 06:34

aaaahh, that makes a bit more sense..

By abcdefghayley | 0

#117590 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:22

well that sucks. but i get really paranoid too, hah

By iryna | 0

#117594 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:23

#4. maybe that's why you got attacked by three huge guys. Better safe than sorry.

westzac | 7

#5932993 - Friday 2 May 2014 07:27

Well she was trying to be safe and she ended up sorry

By _Chocoholic_ | 0

#117602 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:24

What is mace? Like pepper spray? I'm assuming it's not the spiky club I'm thinking of, lol.

Meel_fml | 2

#1548076 - Thursday 14 October 2010 09:50

yea execpt worse

pokerface71 | 14

#5966364 - Friday 6 June 2014 01:23

That's what I first thought of, was confused at first.

By Kozzy333 | 0

#117607 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:25

#7 As a 16 year old boy, carrying mace would be a bit much.

By noName123456 | 0

#117625 - Friday 17 April 2009 01:28

ya mace is like pepper spray and ydi for being so paronoid not everyone is out to get you what if it had been a friend just trying to mess with you

TheDarkCynder | 2

#4109043 - Thursday 1 March 2012 04:32

Paranoia is a disorder. I don't see how OP deserves something that is a result of a disorder.

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