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Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (4213)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

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At least you were arrest-less

#1 - On 12/08/2012 at 1:01pm by QWERTYrage

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Lol like your name op!

#3 - On 12/08/2012 at 1:02pm by bestnameright

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