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Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (27415)

On 10/23/2012 at 6:47pm - money - by Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! - United States (California)

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Not only is it a terrible idea, but there's no way you can learn by watching that show. That's like thinking you can learn to count cards by watching 21.

#1 - On 10/24/2012 at 3:03am by Senseless_487

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Suggestions for more productive uses of your time:

Looking for a job
Donating blood/plasma
Doing volunteer work
Learning a new (preferably marketable) skill
Catching up on reading

Judging by the level of intelligence in this story, I would say the last one will take quite a while.

#8 - On 10/24/2012 at 3:10am by spaboolly

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