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Today, my landlord informed me that from now on, she'd prefer if I paid my rent in cash each month. Apparently, I "look sketchy" and she didn't "ever want to deal with the hassle of a bounced check." FML


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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by sketchball (man) - United States

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Freaking stereotypes... Just because I'm in a wheelchair doesn't mean I'm retarded. Fuggin idiots. FYL, stereotypes oppress us all.

#1 - On 10/05/2012 at 12:44pm by gc327072

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Give him monopoly money. See how he takes your sketchiness then.

#2 - On 10/05/2012 at 12:44pm by VorpikeII

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