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Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 1:24am - money - by DrunkenShopper (man) - United States (Washington)

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. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!

#2 - On 09/03/2012 at 6:08am by slantyshanty

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You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.

#4 - On 09/03/2012 at 6:12am by fuzz97

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