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Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14662) - you deserved it (1163)

On 08/28/2012 at 1:50pm - money - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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You need to switch banks

#2 - On 08/28/2012 at 5:48pm by happyface92

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It should have taken no more than 2 days. Banks are a dime a dozen - find a new one.

#6 - On 08/28/2012 at 5:49pm by DocBastard

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