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Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML


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Call the cops, man. That ain't legal.

#1 - On 05/04/2012 at 1:41pm by doctorhook86

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Start stealing from her suite. When she confronts you, say it's not stolen because it's still in "her" building.

#9 - On 05/04/2012 at 1:44pm by TheDrifter

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