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Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12003) - you deserved it (82139)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:28am - money - by hitchhiked - United States (California)

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Kinda deserve that bro.

#1 - On 01/04/2012 at 5:54am by crazyj12006

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Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.

#2 - On 01/04/2012 at 5:55am by _streets_

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