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Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. 5 minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML


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On 05/11/2009 at 7:14pm - money - by omgfmlhard (man) - United States (Maine)

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So after losing your wallet you waited until you were at the cashier to check if all your cash was still there??

#2 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:47am by jakkal

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Uh... do you mean you were carrying all that money in cash? If it was a card then it wouldn't matter, he couldn't use it...

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:43am by vxjazz

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