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Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. 5 minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45507) - you deserved it (9421)

On 05/11/2009 at 7:14pm - money - by omgfmlhard (man) - United States (Maine)

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So after losing your wallet you waited until you were at the cashier to check if all your cash was still there??

#2 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:47am by jakkal

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If you were carrying that much in cash you totally deserved it.

#5 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:52am by Voloss

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