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Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (4032)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

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I'm gonna go down on you

And your gonna love it

But then I'm gonna come back up

And fuck you crazy

Lots of love,

Gas prices xxxxx

#6 - On 10/13/2011 at 2:58am by ollie179

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Well, that's the United States for ya. I bet if you went back after writing this FML, you would find that the price increased once more. Or twice more. Who knows?

#2 - On 10/13/2011 at 2:54am by gpd_deputy_1

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