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Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.

#3 - On 09/15/2011 at 6:11am by StoryOfTheYear

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Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on

#5 - On 09/15/2011 at 6:14am by that_is_Nathy

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