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Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (7463)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:17am - money - by juanjohnfml - United States (California)

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Hopefully you can get a refund?:)

#3 - On 08/11/2011 at 9:53am by OneBigMessUp

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Why is everyone saying it's ironic? It's not. What would have been ironic was if he used to have premium, and DOWNGRADED to non-premium.

#11 - On 08/11/2011 at 9:58am by Soloman212

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