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Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33094) - you deserved it (11588) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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That's when you bet another €100 that firetrucks aren't cars then wait for the next 3 cars.

#6 - On 07/22/2011 at 11:56pm by lalala2589

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"damn what color are those red fire trucks? I can picture them now all red and everything."

#7 - On 07/22/2011 at 11:56pm by alexa315

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