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Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46940) - you deserved it (3547)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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it's ok you get them back while you fuck their daughter

#4 - On 05/01/2011 at 10:16am by cookies61889

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Only pay for your two meals and tell the restaurant the name and address of the two parents..

#8 - On 05/01/2011 at 10:19am by chicagolady

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