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Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML


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On 03/31/2011 at 10:42pm - money - by blegh - United States (Massachusetts)

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Fuck that person what a cunt

#2 - On 04/01/2011 at 5:59am by WOGBRO

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FYL, I don't know what I would do if I lost my iPhone.
Look on the bright side OP, at least I still have mine.

#3 - On 04/01/2011 at 6:04am by mintcar

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