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Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31458) - you deserved it (3966)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

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wow. your son is dumb.

#2 - On 03/06/2011 at 1:18pm by pattheaninal

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Sucks for you, make him work and pay for it himself!

#5 - On 03/06/2011 at 1:20pm by young_al

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