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Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML


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On 02/07/2011 at 1:52am - money - by bob - Canada (Alberta)

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He misspelled Bob? How? Did he write it backwards?

#23 - On 02/07/2011 at 6:41am by Lounia

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So someone else got your John Holmes Commemorative Dildo 8-pack?

Before you ask, yes they are $700. Every1luvsboners told me.

#40 - On 02/07/2011 at 8:21am by DocBastard

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