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For some people, $60 can mean the difference between having groceries to eat and gas in the car for a week versus not. As a struggling student in my early 20's so broke I was wearing shoes with holes in the sole and eating Ramen every night, receiving $60 for my birthday would have been a huge blessing. I understand the OP's dismay at not being able to cash the check.

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Well done, my deepest congratulations go out to you *YAWN* Incidentally, YDI for getting excited about 60 fucking dollars. What are you, TWELVE? Were you planning to buy up the world's candy stocks, or go rent out a cheap whore for the evening?

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Seriously?! $60 is a help. It can get you groceries, a tank of gas. I am grateful for the $50 my aunt gives me every Christmas. As a medical student, it means I can actually enjoy not forgoing something I wanted because I kind of need to pay for food to eat every now and then. Besides, it'll also get you a new pair of Converse, for example. You can use it to buy a gift for someone, or put it towards something you want. Some of us know the value of a dollar, and don't want to live with debts.

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*hands Lexi and Jewel the latest in sarcasm-detecting technology* God knows half the site needs them; count yourselves lucky you got the free samples.

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Kay why dont you just shuddup, your comments arnt clever or funny and arnt worthy to be put on this site Now go to bed

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Fuck that shit *draws her Desert Eagle and cracks a shot off straight into Pleb's skull* FUCK, RICOCHET! That's some thick "brain"-armour.

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wow KaySL is such a dick... his/her comments arent even funny or amusing.. They are more like annoying and maybe he/she should keep them to himself/herself.. because 60 bucks can help alot.

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Who says they're supposed to be amusing?! :O! Also, read up a bit, it's called sarcasm. But at this rate it'll soon degenerate into a sissy slapfest between you and some even bigger retard whilst I munch popcorn :D

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Maybe you should think of another way to express your so called sarcasm. A way that doesn't annoy people and make them think that you're a dumb b*tch trying to be clever (which I have a feeling you probably are). Sigh, I feel sad for you :(.

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Do I tell you how to spend your time or express yourself? No? Ah! And I'm annoying nobody; you're choosing to get all angsty over a few words. And if you think I'm trying to be at all clever, then perhaps you should turn your pity inwards? For you clearly need to tone down the assumptions and judgementalism. Just saying!

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So what about your original comment was supposed to indicate sarcasm? I mean, obviously the part about buying up candy stocks was a joke, but I don't get how the first part was supposed to be sarcastic. It actually did just look like you being an incredible bitch.

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You really should be able to see where the sarcasm went, dear friend; after all, you're taking such great offence at an irreverent comment. Perhaps you don't quite understand anything but the most basic forms of sarcasm? Maybe you're just looking for a fight with random people online. Either way, you're clearly not looking to understand anything, you just feel like having a go, so yeah... If you think having a go at me affects me in the least, you're very sorely mistaken, so perhaps both our tim

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I mean...it obviously affects you since you bothered to give me a response. If it didn't affect you, why did you see a need to do anything other than ignore me?

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I don't expect anyone except a certain few people here to get the sarcasm part :P But I don't expect people to spazz out over some facetious remarks lol And I meant it doesn't affect me as in it doesn't really do anything other than bounce right off me. I bother to respond because quite frankly it's a slow night and I'm bored. Though I figured I'd try to "enlighten" you as to my meaning in the comments. I mean enlighten in a non-patronising way. I suppose "explain" may be

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The sarcasm was obvious to me (presumably because it's my default setting), but it was not the best example of sarcasm in text I've ever seen.

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I never made a claim to be the best sarcastic fuck in existence. Hell, you're probably funnier and more of a sarcastic bitch than me =)

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Yeah No one cares if your first and all you did was just waste your life typing 2 words. But OP that does suck... $60 I'snt even a lot so why would you want it?And plus why would you try banking it? It doesnt make sense

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$60? who WOULDN'T get excited by that? whoever says that $60 is nothing, think about it. there are people in America who used to make millions, and barely even make $100K a year now.

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KaySL, get a life. The sarcasm in your comment doesn't make the comment any fucking less bitchier. "Incidentally, YDI for getting excited about 60 fucking dollars. What are you, TWELVE? Were you planning to buy up the world's candy stocks, or go rent out a cheap whore for the evening?" It was only the second part that was sarcastic, so the first part about getting excited over $60 is still pretty fucked up. $60 is a lot of money - enough to feed a starving child for a month. So

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Evidently, you're incapable of READING, otherwise you'd have at least considered doing as recommended and just shrugging it off. But I see you're like half the people on this site, the ones ruining it by getting all self-righteous with the weakest provocation. In other words, all you want to do is randomly have a bitch at people, so I'll just refrain from responding to your equally very bitchy and very pointless comments, how's that? =)

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I don't think you understood. Even if this person does know the "value of a dollar," they can't cash the check with the wrong name on it. The bank would be pretty suspicious about someone whose name on their id and check don't match.

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okay at first I wasn't gnna say anything but..rlly is fml your life??!! stop commenting an dnt let little things bother u. and it's hard to tell if one is serious or sarcastic when they r typing

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this got in, but my FML about my drunk freind crashing my dads motercycle into a tree, and the my friend blamed it on me WTF?

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Your sarcasm isn't funny. Stop trying to sound so smart. Are you fucking five years old? If someone insults you, you should fucking know that you should ignore them. Have a go? Are you shitting me? This is not preschool it's kinda, I don't know... FML? Yeah. So, you're the one trying to start a fight by saying that everyone wants to start a fight with you. Grow. The. Fuck. Up, KaySL thanx. Maybe next time you won't go on and on like a fucking retard. :D

For some people, $60 can mean the difference between having groceries to eat and gas in the car for a week versus not. As a struggling student in my early 20's so broke I was wearing shoes with holes in the sole and eating Ramen every night, receiving $60 for my birthday would have been a huge blessing. I understand the OP's dismay at not being able to cash the check.

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OP could endorse the check over to himself and then deposit the check in the bank, banks usually make the first 100 available

By  bradg

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can you read? the op is from australia. they spell things different in different parts of the world.

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Before you correct others, adress your own spelling mistakes. cheque: You should've capitalize the "C", it's the beginning of your sentence. its: If you're an American and confuse the words "it's" and "its" you're an idiot. That said, it's supposed to be "it's." You also forgot a full stop.

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AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS R DIFFERENT 2 UR FKING AMERICAN DOLLARS! its 'queensland, australia', where money is worth something different to florida or wherever you live

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Agree with eighty_five... Excuse this fucking dumbass who is the type of American who brings shame to all of us normal people

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Correction, all you sluts' panties are getting my feet tangled up. Pull 'em up and have some self-respect, girls!

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Kay girls should only use there mouth and hands for one reason Now go make us a sammich good girl

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Oh, how highly original and amusing, Pleb. I'm rocked to the spiritual core by your razor-sharp wit *YAWN* That's just about the only response you'll win from me for a while, little man.

By  cgy

Two options: 1) "Hey Auntie , you must've stuck the wrong cheque in the envelope. Whoop! Could you write me a new one?" 2) Endorse the back of the cheque with the name she put on. As long as your Aunt doesn't call the bank claiming fraud, you should be fine. ;) Hardly the end of the world, or a FML moment.

this one is from austrailia way to go, probably a shiity person and no one likes you not even your mom just kill yourself, it might help everyone else in the world ;)

I have a long name & family even misspell it, so I go by a nickname. I've had family write checks out to my real name & misspell it. I've had family write checks out to my nickname. You have to endorse the check first with the name they wrote. -THEN- below it you have to endorse it again with your actual name. This lets the bank know that there was a mistake, but puts your real name on it too.

welcome to my world! my own family (like aunts and uncles) cant get my name spelled right...*sigh* but just ask if she can write another one?

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