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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (126173) - you deserved it (6984)

On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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