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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

by Sad / 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Money

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  • Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

    #4 - On 04/28/2009 at 9:21pm by Rowbin

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  • your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream?
    please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

    #6 - On 04/28/2009 at 9:21pm by unibrowicorn

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