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The illustrated FMLs

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

By Sad - / Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:13 / United States
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I don't get you. ''Today, I broke into a house. I got a brand new laptop, a flatscreen tv, a digital camera, an external hard drive and some clothes. Along with those i found some Ben & Jerry's phish food ice cream in the freezer. After i made my get-away i noticed something. I forgot to steal a spoon. FML"

By  qqqppp  |  0

you totally deserve that for not staying at home 24/7 to protect your house. What were you thinking, leaving your house like that?

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  kingston52  |  0

in most countries food is constantly being stolen dont be so fucking ignorant

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  lilpsyco  |  16

60 million Americans, 20 years and older are obese. 8.5 million children and teens ages 6-19 are overweight. America's population in total is 310 millionThat means 22% of Americans are overweight that means 1 in 5 american are obese. so yeah we're fat asses yes I am an American and I am very fit because I care about my body.

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