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Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML


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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.

#6 - On 08/21/2010 at 10:30am by caligal14

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I get it. OP said that he was going down hill when his breaks went out, so he must've zoomed by a speed camera and it caught him in the moment of freaking out over it, aka "shitting himself." Frankly, I laughed. But OP gets a FYL. Take it to court with records of your breaks being fixed (receipts, etc) and of course the ticket and picture. I'm sure the story would amuse the judge.

#42 - On 08/21/2010 at 1:01pm by Clover2009

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