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Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21094) - you deserved it (2649)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.

#6 - On 08/21/2010 at 10:30am by caligal14

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lmfao!

#7 - On 08/21/2010 at 10:31am by Erikaaa7180

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