By car - 21/08/2010 05:25 - Australia

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
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caligal14 0

Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.

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Clover2009 0

I get it. OP said that he was going down hill when his breaks went out, so he must've zoomed by a speed camera and it caught him in the moment of freaking out over it, aka "******** himself." Frankly, I laughed. But OP gets a FYL. Take it to court with records of your breaks being fixed (receipts, etc) and of course the ticket and picture. I'm sure the story would amuse the judge.

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mad_molly 0

ITS A METAPHOR PEOPLE! "Shit yourself" = being ******* scared. Is that not said in america or whatever?

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FarSide 22

You have a $130 dollar bill in Australia. Our largest denomination is a $100 bill. The second largest denomination is the Southern Baptists.

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tim374 26

If you receive a bill it can be for any amount, depending on what sort of and type of service you've consumed, or in this case, a fine. If she was talking about cash money she would have said notes. The State Debt Recovery Office would never do that though. They're too busy chasing other unpaid unpaid fines.

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purplepickle 0

HHAHHA i love how the OP worded that so that everybody in america gets the wrong idea. this is funny..

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WTFisthiscrap 6

She found a bill for $130 for speeding! The bill was attached to a photo of her speeding/******** herself. She found the bill and picture today. She had already fixed the brakes that failed a while back as she was going down a hill. The speeding ticket and the brakes failing were not related.

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sallen0046 4

Actually it states pretty clearly that she got the speeding ticket because her brakes failed while going downhill.

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WTFisthiscrap 6

actually, it pretty clearly states that "my brakes that failed a while back"

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Mira Lux 26

Ik this is an old replay but I just want to say this, 90 you are being an idiot. It clearly states that she got the speeding ticket/picture taken when she was going down hill while her breaks were out. Thus the breaks going out and the speeding ticket are related.

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badgebunny 3

this is fake. no traffic camera can see someone ******** their pants..

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tim374 26

I can't believe people are stupid enough to think she actually shat her pants. Ever heard of phrases/expressions etc. People say they shit themselves all the time, but it means you're scared/nervous of what's happening around you - i.e. ******** yourself.

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JamieLeeLV 0

bahahahahahahahahaa

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xgetxbentx 13

if it was because of a problem with your car you can probably have the ticket voided. just call whoever you call about that stuff, tell then what happened and say you can provide proof.

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iShuffIe 0

I slightly think you deserve it. Brake maintanence is your problem to deal with. You could have killed someone.

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