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By carwife / Saturday 21 August 2010 04:13 / Canada
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It's pretty depressing that both the top comments are comments about loose vaginas. I mean really, you're a woman! How the actually hell can you really believe that vaginas get loose? It's just pathetic. It's basically likening saying that if you move your arms too much they'll become saggy and have atrophy or something. Ridiculous

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  Lucidium  |  0

Original Poster.

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  Anaxes  |  5

Dear dumbass, I am writing this letter in complaint of you being literally retarded. I wish to inform you I will not accept you sucking on the BehindTheSun's parenthesis, fuck you. One day, a man invented the search engine, so that people could type "Define OP" and learn, as opposed to writing in every comment section on the east side of the Milky Way. You are probably going to whine about your shitty iPhone and tell me it can't do that, like everyone with an iPhone has taken to do when told about how they do everything wrong. In response, I'd like to tell you that if you get a PC, you could experience the new way of typing: Tactile response, because you can FEEL the keys. Please learn to not be such a retard in the future. By the way, why are you sucking on cartoon crocodile eyes and when did BehindTheSun's mom buy them? Kind Regards, Xivilai Anaxes.

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  Anaxes  |  5

Oh, by the way, I should correct this for you: "-.-,|, To all who won't tell me what OP is because I'm a lazy shit, I want to impart this knowledge about my personal life: B====D~~~~~~ This long object was in my mouth today, it was my brother's, it was great, too bad mine isn't long, it's wider than it is long, so that makes me special."

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  Anaxes  |  5

I'm just going to quote: "You are probably going to whine about your shitty iPhone and tell me it can't do that, like everyone with an iPhone has taken to do when told about how they do everything wrong." I am a prophet! You're going to whine that iPods are not iPhones. They're the same shitty Apple products that people over hype to an extreme. Now, to this "suk" me dry argument. You are asking me, Xivilai Anaxes, a male humanoid to suck you "dry". You have proven my earlier notation of liking men correct. Also you have proved my point on retardation, for you see, sucking cannot make an area dry, for sucking deposits saliva on the area. Having a piece of shit Apple product does not excuse being lazy, it only points that you have an inferior product compared to my PC.

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  Anaxes  |  5

If aliens were to come down to Earth and converse with a random human, I hope that they don't pick you, you're an embarrassment to the human race and would make us look bad in front of the aliens.

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Whymeok- Stop being so damn lazy. I'm on my iPhone, and if need be, I will still go look something up. Honestly, it takes a whole minute. It is probably faster than waiting for a legit response. anaxes- You win. :D That was awesome.

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  dydee  |  0

Anaxes if I could 'like' your post, I would. sometimes I read these retards making "smart" remarks and it makes me wish they'd get nominated for a Darwin award.

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