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Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8722) - you deserved it (30544)

On 05/22/2010 at 3:56am - money - by TheComputerGuy96 (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)

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wtfudge. wouldn't you automatically look around before busting your own door down?

#5 - On 05/22/2010 at 10:22am by Shell02

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why would you break the door? that's a little dramatic...go to a neighbors house or something

#4 - On 05/22/2010 at 10:22am by catherine012

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