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Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Hey, look at it this way: You're smart. Not many people would put that money away for something truly useful. Just think of it this way, all the people laughing at you on the comments here are the same types who could win ten times this much money and rip through it all, and end up worse off than when they won it to start. This isn't "boring", it's intelligent, and those laughing at you and saying you deserve it... just aren't intelligent.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.