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Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31264) - you deserved it (7648)

On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Hey, look at it this way: You're smart. Not many people would put that money away for something truly useful. Just think of it this way, all the people laughing at you on the comments here are the same types who could win ten times this much money and rip through it all, and end up worse off than when they won it to start. This isn't "boring", it's intelligent, and those laughing at you and saying you deserve it... just aren't intelligent.

#20 - On 05/10/2010 at 10:43am by Nemephosis

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ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod

#6 - On 05/10/2010 at 10:24am by gabyta

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