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Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20388) - you deserved it (5492)

On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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