Today, I had to break it to my fiancé that was planning her a... - FML

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By Legend Mantis - 17/02/2018 20:41

Today, I had to break it to my fiancé that was planning her a surprise birthday party, because she cried super hard when her friends pretended that they weren’t gonna be able to see her. Instead of being happy, she screamed, everyone lied to her and she hated me and doesn’t want to see anyone. FML

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Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:43

I don't know you, but I'm pretty sure you can do better if this is how she reacts to something extra special just for her.

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Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:43

I don't know you, but I'm pretty sure you can do better if this is how she reacts to something extra special just for her.

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