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Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15984) - you deserved it (80638)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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And why weren't you down there to enjoy this lovely recital?

#2 - On 04/15/2009 at 10:13am by becky_becks

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Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.

#7 - On 04/15/2009 at 10:15am by I_Hate_Cars

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