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Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (38324)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States

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