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Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9011) - you deserved it (59100)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by eejit (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that

#5 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:12pm by nananna915

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a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.

#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:22pm by Nae

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