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Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack whore haircut look like, anyway?

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:45am by KwitIt

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Uh, maybe the comment was unrelated to your hair... You probably just looked like shit.

#9 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:14am by star_ver

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