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Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34786) - you deserved it (3630)

On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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